Lobster Mahout - Not Available
Lobster Mahout - Not Available
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LOBSTER MAHOUT
IN MY SKIER MIND’S EYE I WAS “SPYDER” McPHEE
ONE WINTRY DAY I WAS SCHUSSING WITH GLEE
‘TIL WITH QUITE AN EXHILIRATING SHOUT
I JUMPED, CONVOLUTED, TWISTED ABOUT
AND SAILED STRAIGHTAWAY, INTO A TREE
ANON, I WOKE AS IF FROM A DREAM
HAD I A TONGUE,
I WOULD HAVE JUST SCREAMED
FOR TO BE A LOBSTER’S RESIN MAHOUT
WAS NOT MY IDEAL, CONSIDERED PURSUIT
I WAS DESTINED TO BE A SKI RACER SUPREME
MODELING JEWELERY’S MY CALLING NOW
I MINGLE WITH HOI POLLOI,
THE RICH AND HIGHBROW
AND SELLING DIAMONDS DON’T YOU KNOW
IS REALLY A MUCH PREFERABLE STATUS QUO
THAN TEACHING FIVE YEAR OLDS TO SNOW PLOW
H 19.5“ W 10“ D 6.5“
